stupid questions

Okay so my favorite blog has to be Rants From Mommyland, I love it. It is a tad vulgar but absolutely hilarious and true. This post hit close to home. Brett and I were talking a couple weeks ago about the stupid questions people ask you when you've just had a baby and they are asked over and over again. If you haven't had a baby lately let me jog your memory. Don't get offened if you asked me one of these, I'm not calling anyone out. I'm sure I'm guilty of doing the same. I'm just sick of giving the same "Here's Your Sign" answers.

Here are the questions and answers I'd LIKE to give.

Q: "Are you getting any sleep?"

A: "Hell no, don't you see these enormous bags that are placed perfectly under my eyes"

Q: "Is the baby sleeping through the night?"

A: "You've got to be freaking kidding me, you're joking right?!" No, the baby is not sleeping through the night! She's a week old.

Q: "Are you breast feeding?" (I don't think this is too personal by any means its just a crappy question to ask because the person just might not like the answer they're going to get.)

A: "Yes"

Q: "Don't you just love it? It is such an amazing experience isn't it?

A: "No sorry I don't and it isn't." You know what I'm not sorry. Want to know why, my 2 year old is way to smart for his own good. He knows that if I'm feeding the baby he can run around like a lunatic for the whole 30 minutes it takes her to eat. The house is destroyed before I can udder the word boob."

or

A: "No"

Q: "Oh, well that is your decision and isn't not for everyone." (I know as the fake words come out of their mouths they are thinking in their heads that they should give me the terrible mother award for the year.)

Okay so there was my rant. I feel better. I think 3 examples will do.

P.s. Bebe is still getting breast milk so don't give me the award yet, check back next week.

Lighter note this is ours:

I've already moved in, in my head.